hand-drawn digital pet portraits

your pet, but poorly doodled.

send me a photo of your beloved creature. i turn them into a tiny sketchbook menace and deliver the finished doodle to your email. good art? debatable. good vibes? yes.

get doodled — $5 inspect the quality control ↓

one pet included digital delivery drawn by a real human

Goofy doodle of a corgi with its tongue out

Doodle of a gray cat wearing a green hoodie

$1
drop

friday dollar doodle drop 30 portraits go live for $1 every friday at 10 AM CST.

30 spots every friday

recent victims

the sketchbook evidence

every portrait is drawn by hand from your reference photo. the weird little details are a feature, not a bug.

Doodle portrait of an orange cat — orange. judgmental. powerful.

Doodle portrait of a birthday dog wearing a blue party hat and bandana — birthday boy behavior

Doodle of a person hugging a corgi — corgi containment attempt

Doodle of two cats wearing party hats — committee meeting

Doodle portrait of a tortoiseshell cat — eyes full of taxes

Doodle portrait of a very fluffy gray cat — maximum orb

Doodle portrait of a round black cat — walking rectangle

Doodle portrait of a black and white dog wearing a blue bow tie — dressed for business

Doodle portrait of a cream-colored dog lying down — long leg department

Doodle portrait of a gray and white cat — polite loaf

Doodle portrait of a brown dog wearing a colorful party hat — not sure why i am celebrating

one product. zero decision fatigue.

poorly drawn pet portrait

your pet, translated into one cozy digital doodle with questionable anatomy and a concerning amount of personality.

one animal included in the base portrait
delivered as a high-resolution digital file by email
normal turnaround: 3–5 business days
reference photos and special requests welcome

+$2 each extra animal +$5 rush delivery

get doodled — $5

rush delivery target: 1–2 days. digital product only; no physical print is mailed.

extremely advanced process

three steps to mild confusion

the website does the organized part. the drawing remains intentionally unorganized.

upload the creature

send clear reference photos and tell me your pet’s name, vibe, accessories, and any tiny details that absolutely must survive the doodling.

choose extra chaos

add more animals for $2 each or request expedited delivery for $5.

receive art somehow

your finished portrait lands in your email as a digital file. stare at it. frame it. use it as evidence in court. up to you.

tiny questions desk

frequently asked nonsense

Round black cat doodle looking mildly concerned

what exactly do i receive?

a finished digital pet portrait delivered to the email you provide. this first listing does not include a physical print.

can you draw more than one animal?

yes. one animal is included, and each additional animal adds $2 to the order.

how fast is delivery?

normal turnaround is 3–5 business days. expedited delivery targets 1–2 days for an additional $5.

is it supposed to look like that?

yes. the goal is recognizable, charming, and a little bit wrong. photorealism has been asked to leave the building.

what happens during the friday drop?

30 base portraits launch for $1 every Friday at 10 AM CST. The drop stays live for the rest of Friday; extra animals and rush delivery remain regular-price add-ons.

where can i ask another question?

email hello@poorlydoodled.com. a human will answer, eventually and coherently.